Wide Open Spaces

Wide open spaces are the bane of demonic spirits. I know because I once lived in a loft and noticed that there was not a single demonic spirit visible for the entire year that I lived in the loft, nor at any other time after that. I checked the loft repeatedly and noticed that not one demon reared its ugly head.

I am considering purchasing an apartment in a condominium unit, and am baffled at the number of demons that can stand in a single square foot of space. The thought of purchasing a loft at almost double the price leaves me unenthusiastic, and downright angry.

Last week, as I scoured the globe for places that were uninhabited by demons, I encountered a multi-family unit that also had no demons. Unfortunately, it was in Montserrat, or a country whose name sounded like Montserrat. I decided that moving to another country was not an option.

However, I placed an ether call to the owner of the multi-family unit and discovered that it was not only uninhabited by demons, but also, the owner had sealed the entire unit, so that demons would never be able to enter. The idea that a building can be sealed is heartwarming. I suddenly saw hope rising that my new home can and will be demon-free. I now know that every place I inhabit can and will be demon free. We give God the glory.

Acet
New Orleans, Louisiana, USA