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Uncle Samuel

8/30/2019

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There is a man named Samuel who has been calling the Lord God Almighty and asking to come out of hell. He heard that people who were in the millennial kingdom and passed away are now being resurrected, and called to resume their place in the kingdom.

The problem is that Uncle Samuel was never in the millennial kingdom. He passed away at least two hundred years ago. However, he insists that the United States of America needs to hear from him. If anyone knows Uncle Samuel, please let the Lord God Almighty know whether or not he should be permitted to return to planet earth.

He claims that his good name is being pummeled on an almost daily basis. No one is able to understand that he meant no harm when he passed legislation that  amended the primitive tax code, and replaced it with one that was infinitely more sophisticated. He now wants the United States of America to return to the primitive tax code.

​The Lord God Almighty El Shaddai
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