If you know that there is no option other than Satan or God, it is incredulous that anyone would choose Satan. The Messiah has returned, the kingdom of God has been established, the rules for entering into his kingdom are clear and concise, and every illness and disease is being healed.
Satan offers death, mind control, and the inability to perform the simplest of tasks without a co-worker's assistance. He offers also the return to a new life, but only after being cremated alive, and total infertility in both males and females who have been cremated.
The Lord God Almighty El Shaddai