The law in Massachusetts is that if you walk across the street without looking both ways, you can be ticketed for jay walking. If you look both ways, you can erase the ticket, if you tell the judge that you looked both ways. If the judge refuses to erase the ticket, you can swear at the judge, and the ticket would be erased.
It seems that our legislators thought that they could have a good laugh by making fun of China, but China had the last laugh. They have turned Massachusetts into a vassar territory as of last Wednesday.
The Lord God Almighty El Shaddai