One might be tempted to believe that the only individuals who are receiving the Vital Signs Monitor or the Mark of the Beast are students, the mentally incapacitated, the ill, and the infirm. However, you should know that some of the top faculty members at elite high schools, colleges, and universities also sport the Mark of the Beast.
You will know them by the yellow glow they emanate. It once was approximately six feet wide, but now is approximately two inches wide, and much more dense. If you have a faculty member with a two inch yellow glow, your best option is to transfer to another class, or to another university at the earliest convenience.
The Lord God Almighty El Shaddai